I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
help, they look like 2 kids playing spies in the schoolyard
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.
Doge. I want all.
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
grab me a twix.
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
Not generic NPC but the ever classic, “I should go.” is handy.
Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
…I may or may not have used the “calibrations” line at Fractured.
I regret nothing.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! LOOK!"
"Hey there, how you doing?"
Okay I’ve been distracted by tumblr for far too long. Until finals are over, I’m blocking tumblr from my computer. (Unfortunately not my phone so I’ll still be around)
I LOVE YOU ALL
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
i can’t breathe
1 sqft of bun
fuck man, this is my favorite quote.
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